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Apparel is a small operation run by small minded people. We cling to
our guns and our religion and we hate everyone who is different from us
in anyway. We are very old fashioned and close minded. We support old
fashioned things like the constitution (that’s over 200 years old) and
freedom (which hasn't been in style in America since FDR) and we do not
apologize
for it. At the same time, we also cling to somewhat newer ideas - especially the concept that greed is good. We are very greedy here. In fact, we are so greedy we once thought about selling our t-shirts for $10,000 a piece. Rather than do that, we decided we should just make our shirts for as cheap a price as possible. Our exact methods are an evil corporate secret, but suffice it to say that starvation, AIDS, and wars in other countries are all helping us make an obscene windfall profit. Furthermore, I can verify that our t-shirts are, in part, produced in a sweatshop by orphans of AIDS victims. The beautiful thing is none of those things affect us because all we care about is money. |
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